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May 25

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

llamabutts:

if i was rich i would hire someone to shave my legs for me

(Source: rehabbed, via variabitches)

dirtylittledamsel:

I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical

(via mishpala)

(Source: starllex, via 5mut)

beefycurtains:

me before tumblr

me after tumblr

(via egberts)

reblog if you want anons but in reality no one is going to send you anything and will just reblog this

(Source: androgyns, via katzechen)

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evangelinedawson:

jawnn-locked:

johnlock-consulting-husbands:

flaming-tigers:

rulelikeaunicorn:

yunholic:

supercthulhu:

b1gb00tyb1tch3s:

c-c-chuck:

kiwibutt:

xybutt:

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

(Source: thelolgifs, via captaincupcakedreams)

rubych4n:

‘dad’ a young boy goes to his father, ‘I’m depressed because I have a personality crisis where I act angrily towards my crush but secretly I harbour feelings for them that I don’t admit.’

the father sighs pitifully and pats the boy’s arm, ’dere dere, tsun’

(via wrilting)

cybercitrus:

People that think they are going to be magically independent when they become 18.

(via deanwinchesterlives)

escapekey:

mishaonmywaywardlesbian:

ladydireadsalot:

myt0xicvalentine:

I hate watching shows once a week, I’m more of a season a day kind of person.

A season a day keeps your friends away

I’ve just got one 

(Source: myt0xicvalentine, via katzechen)

servant-of-the-earth:

sandandglass:

My cellphone is basically just a clock sitting in my pocket because nobody contacts me

This is the most accurate thing ever.

(via katzechen)

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magehenry:

milkshakies:

magehenry:

milkshakies:

  IN THE MIDDL EOF HAVINGF  SEX WITH HOT HOT GOIRLFREIEND   YOU LAY YOUR VERY OWN LARG EEGG

are you okay

IU OCUYKLD BE HAVING HOT SEXY STEAMY EGG LAY9ING SEX RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE

get well soon

(Source: despairdad, via wrilting)

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drunktrophywife:

me on the hunt for the d 

(via wrilting)