May 2013
3 tags
meladoodle:
*jury voice* we find the defendant guilty! “i know you are but what am i?” *jury is immediately under arrest*
nickiyuuup:
People are far too concerned with the sexual orientation of people they aren’t having sex with.
lurkerpi:
thriceinatrice:
lurkerpi:
WHAT I DONT GET IS WHY PEOPLE TURN OUT TO BE MURDERERS AND STUFF WHEN THEY COULD BE MAKING PEOPLE SMILE AND LAUGH WTF THATS PROBABLY THE MOST SATISFYING THING IN THE WORLD WHY WOULD YOU PASS THAT UP FOR KILLING PEOPLE
Clearly you’ve never had the pleasure of watching the fear in mans eyes as the life flees the wreckage of his body.
i am going to call...
karkaties:
if i lay here
if i just lay here
yep im just laying here
not gonna stop laying here
Watchalvinton:
unironicgoth:
HE TALKED TO ME
LOL MEH
1 tag
Why are they screaming
footmeetsface:
spoon-party-of-bombur:
multipack:
amyeatfeast:
stopthatitssilly:
alexkisu:
multipack:
f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for uninvited
c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten
k is for krispy kreme yum
this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like
one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the...
doodlesbytara:
hey bud *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you
brassmama:
Some people have these like fandom specific blogs and then there’s me:
enimrac01:
jensenacklesruinedmylife:
czystiel:
thetricksterandtheoptimist:
evil-overlordess:
Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
“ Satan was just pretty chill.”
what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore
let’s just say that the apocalypse was...
buck-barnes:
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
“Dean Winchester has been a fascinating study in the deconstruction of...”
– Supernatural’s Dean Winchester Dismantled His Own Machismo — and That’s Why We Love Him [x] (via bennylafitte)
koropendora:
blnandrsn:
fic where there’s realistic development, realizations and progressions of relationships
Last updated: April 5th 1897
cameronclarke:
jessikarp:
cryptaniac:
bananneli:
I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.
or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”
We basically need mental health safe...
floozys:
i’m really sick of the phrase “find yourself”
you don’t find yourself
you make yourself
you’re a blank canvas
don’t waste your time looking for blank canvases
when you’ve had a paint brush in your hand the whole time
you can be anything you want to be
you don’t need to find yourself
you already have yourself
now paint
haemus:
skittlesndrpepper:
craigmothertucker:
so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.
I want to have a bf just like that
Fuck it, I’ll just go back to bed
I just want a life man, I’m too young for this shit
Could I do something other than work or school and not feel guilty?
I’m a wreck
What do I do?
Should I go to school today and face all those judgmental looks? Idk if I can handle that.
I MIGHT BE SUPER...
Sleep? I don't need sleep!
gallifreyan-wings:
mishastolemywormstache:
grantaire-put-that-bottle-down:
mishastolemywormstache:
“angels are watching over you”
not anymore
I’m going to need to ask you to stop
but hey, adam is looking up to you
warpedesto:
do you ever just
make a friend and think
I am so glad this friend is mine
All nighter?
Okay,
thedramaticsneeze:
hoshigumayuugi:
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
